Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Randomize