awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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