Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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