Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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