I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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