That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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