Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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