You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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