He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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