good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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