i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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