I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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