Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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