i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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