Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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