Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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