How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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