I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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