Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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