Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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