Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
True strength comes from lack of pants
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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