U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you will always have a special place in my vag
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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