MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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