that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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