did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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