Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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