I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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