is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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