i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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