Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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