yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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