I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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