She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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