Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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