So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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