you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize