obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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