I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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