everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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