Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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