She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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