Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize