I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize