Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Fuck appropriateness.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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