im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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