Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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