So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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