He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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