She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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