I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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